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Michael Ellis

michaelhellis315@mail.com

I feel I’m a weirdo and my friends seem all like me; what happened to me is what I’ve dreamed about: now I’m an adventurer, do strange things, and want to live in a faraway place.

  • Austin, Texas
  • Joined May 2024
  • 14 Followers
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Michael Ellis

  1.                       Women's crazy, and charming
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  3. People often say that some women are sexy, crazy, but they are also very charming.
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  5. Once, a young man said that he met his girlfriend in a bar. It turned out that his girlfriend was a bit famous in the bar because everyone there called her a gypsy. At this time, a friend said, since his girlfriend is a bit famous in the bar, why she didn’t look for anyone else, why she just set her sights on him? The man said that he found out that his girlfriend had been looking for a man, so he started to inquire about her, and he found out that she was a crazy woman before. He was a little surprised, but he didn't retreat, on the contrary, he became more interested in her.
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  7. At this time, the friend said, since his girlfriend is a bit crazy, and the man is more interested in her after knowing it, does this mean that he also likes crazy? The man said he thought so too, but he still likes his girlfriend. So, the friend learned that his girlfriend has a child, but since she had a child, people found that she has changed. However, she still has that gypsy taste, that is, she likes to drink, smoke, and she has children, but no husband.
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  9. It turned out that the gypsy was a nice girl when she was young. Once, she got engaged to a guy who worked in a bar. When she found out after engagement, he was still flirting with women in the bar. One day, she went to the bar, saw her boyfriend flirting with a woman. He put his hand on the woman's arm and moved it back and forth. So, she said to herself: He was playing with the woman's arm and kept his hand there for too long. When she left him, she met another man, but at that time, she became more and more uncertain about many things.
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  11. At this time, the man said that his girlfriend is smart and capable, but she always encounters some strange things. The man said that before meeting his girlfriend, his girlfriend often asked herself why she would encounter such things. So, the man discovered that his girlfriend had ideals when she was young. When she graduated from college, she found a job and planned to work hard in the company, but she met the guy in the bar. When they got engaged, had a child, she heard rumors that her guy was still flirting with women in bars, so she went to the bar secretly, only to confirm the rumors.
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  13. Later, she met another man, she said she liked him a little bit, but somehow, he was also a weird person. It turned out that since she slept with him, she didn't hear him again. So, she said to a friend that she has been thinking about this problem now. Sometimes she blames it on her mistakes. When her friend asked her why she said it was a mistake, she said that because she was in college, many people pursued her, but she didn't fall in love. After she started working, she wanted to achieve something in her career, but it turned out that she was wrong again. Because she woke up every morning and was always lying in bed alone, so she started thinking about that man, she even asked herself: Did he drop his cell phone into the toilet? Did he leave the city? Did he get into a car accident? Met another woman? Finally, she felt that she shouldn't wait any longer and asked herself: Shouldn't you just walk away too?
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  15. At this time, the friend said to the man that he knows why his girlfriend was angry about the guy, who she had met, leaving without saying goodbye. He also said that now he understands why the man likes his girlfriend very much and is fascinated by her.

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Lona Green

The man's girlfriend is a gypcy. She drinks, smokes, has kids, but no husband; when met a guy in bar, they got married; when the guy flirting with women, she left him; when met another guy, she slept with him, but didn't hear him again, so she ask funny questions.